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Luke
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 Posted: Tue 2005 Feb 01 15:23 Post subject: Episode III Spoilers (not really) |
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Here's a great little fan-made parody of Episode III. See everyone's favorite Dark Jedi get all bitchy. The guy that does Obi-wan in this is a pretty convincing Ewen McGregor, too.
Also, Jarjar dies.
Watch it
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el samayo grande
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| Posted: Tue 2005 Feb 01 22:27 Post subject: |
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Totally JAWSUMMM!
Also, I get to correct Luke's spelling!!!
It's Ewan McGregor, not Ewen.
How's it feel to be on the other side, Luke?
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Luke
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| Posted: Wed 2005 Feb 02 09:14 Post subject: |
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I think the Scots' spelling is fucked up, not mine.
Damn islanders.
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greeni'dmonster
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| Posted: Wed 2005 Feb 02 10:56 Post subject: |
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That was funny as helll  |
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El Kabong
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| Posted: Wed 2005 Feb 02 12:01 Post subject: |
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| Ewan is so dreamy. |
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el samayo grande
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| Posted: Wed 2005 Feb 02 13:45 Post subject: |
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| Luke wrote: | I think the Scots' spelling is fucked up, not mine.
Damn islanders. |
If it makes you feel any better, Ewen Bremner (Spud from Trainspotting) spells it like you, Luke. But he isn't in Episode III, he was in AvP instead.
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Luke
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| Posted: Wed 2005 Feb 02 14:03 Post subject: |
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Oh yeah, I think he was the character that gave a little monologue that went something like:
| Spud wrote: | | We are not going to die here. I have a wife and kids and some slimy alien bastards aren't going to eat me! Let's suck it up and find our way out of this xenoform infested death maze temple thingy! |
He died about 10 minutes later, which was not close enough to the monologue to be ironic, and not far enough away to be tragic. I know there are those amongst you who think AvP is the One True Film that will lead us to salvation. I am sad to inform you that it is not so.
Paul W.S. Anderson is a hack, but Uwe Boll is the Messiah.
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El Kabong
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| Posted: Thu 2005 Feb 03 09:59 Post subject: |
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| Luke wrote: | | I know there are those amongst you who think AvP is the One True Film that will lead us to salvation. |
Are you kidding me, AvP was a decryptid piece of crap. Not only was it a shitty movie in it's own right, it was a shitty action movie, they couldn't even throw aliens and predators fighting for two hours at me, no, it was slow and lame. With shitastic dialogue. Man I hate that movie. So crappy. I wish it would get the hell out of my life and shut up. |
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ktabors
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| I think they spent too much money on sets and forgot that people wanted the special effects and fick ass fights. |
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Meredith
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| Posted: Thu 2005 Feb 03 16:23 Post subject: |
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| El Kabong wrote: |
Are you kidding me, AvP was a decryptid piece of crap. Not only was it a shitty movie in it's own right, it was a shitty action movie, they couldn't even throw aliens and predators fighting for two hours at me, no, it was slow and lame. With shitastic dialogue. Man I hate that movie. So crappy. I wish it would get the hell out of my life and shut up. |
I have a special place in my heart for really, really crappy action movies. It's probably the same place in my heart wherein we find my love of mac & cheese and all imitation cheese products and other disgusting pseudo foods. It probably isn't the healthiest part of my heart.
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I think they definitely should have killed off all the bad-acting humans (except for Spud) and had the Aliens and Predators square off for 1.45 hours (yeah, it was that short.) Either that, or had the Space Marines show up.
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El Kabong
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| Posted: Thu 2005 Feb 03 17:06 Post subject: |
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| Meredith wrote: | | I have a special place in my heart for really, really crappy action movies. It's probably the same place in my heart wherein we find my love of mac & cheese and all imitation cheese products and other disgusting pseudo foods. It probably isn't the healthiest part of my heart. |
I agree, but AvP wasn't even a crappy action movie it was a crappy movie with some action in it. A crappy action movie is usually low on plot and characters but has kickass action. AvP did not. Van Helsing is an awesome crappy action movie. Man that movie is hilarious. |
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el samayo grande
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| Posted: Sat 2005 Feb 05 02:09 Post subject: |
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At the very least, we can take comfort in the fact that no matter how bad AvP was, it won't be nearly as bad as Episode III.
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| Posted: Sun 2005 Mar 13 10:27 Post subject: ROTS |
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OH my GOD.
This is seriously going to be the best of the six films evar!
More lightsaber duels than any of the previous films!
Vader in the lava!
Aaaaahhh!
Ever since Thursday when I actually waited through the OC to see the trailer, I've had this funny feeling in my stomach.
I cannot wait. How will I make it through the next two months?!
I need a support group for people with ROTS anxiety.
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| Posted: Mon 2005 Mar 14 04:13 Post subject: |
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| That clip was funny/rediculous. I think everyone enjoys JarJar dying. The princess was comically pregnant. |
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