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PostPosted: Thu 2004 Mar 25 12:18    Post subject: Work Reply with quote

There are some new people in the conference room with Gregory and I. I think one of them smokes becuase I'm sitting here smelling cigarettes and I haven't before. I'm getting grossed out.
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PostPosted: Thu 2004 Mar 25 12:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is no one in my office. I'm sitting at my desk. There is peanut butter here. It looks good. There is an exit to the north.
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PostPosted: Thu 2004 Mar 25 13:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Code:
Look at peanut butter


The peanut butter looks good

Code:
get peanut butter


That is not possible

Code:
Pick up peanut butter


That is not possible

Code:
Ask Adam for peanut butter

Adam gives you some peanut butter.
Mmmm the peanut butter is good.


Thanks Adam. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu 2004 Mar 25 13:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

my work smells like old, dead things.
I'd take cigar...no wait, I think I'd still rather smell the old dead things.
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PostPosted: Thu 2004 Mar 25 14:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am in a room surrounded by cubicles. There is a laptop to my East. There are many IT people here and most of them are talking. Some of them are talking about work.
One of them is getting into motorcycle gear.
My cubicle is still boring.
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PostPosted: Thu 2004 Mar 25 15:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will soon share a cubicle with three other people. I will have orchids. Orchids aren't boring. Hopefully they will make the cubicle interesting.
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PostPosted: Fri 2004 Mar 26 10:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

The attorneys are restless. My cubicle is beige. I'm surrounded by piles of paper. Yawn.
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PostPosted: Fri 2004 Mar 26 11:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have attorney's around you? I'm not sure if a smoker or attorney is worse.

All my stuff is labled becuase I'm being moved to a new office, I see my name everywhere, its staring at me, too much of my name, everywhere...
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PostPosted: Mon 2004 Mar 29 13:50    Post subject: CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

CHAOS!

We moved offices this weekend. today has been less then smooth. There were shortages of power strips and network switches. Labeled stuff didn't always end up in the right places, unlabeled stuff was lost. The lights were off for the first twenty minutes that I was here. It took me an hour to find power cords, a power strip, a network cable, and a network connection so I could actually work.

It has been exciting.
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PostPosted: Mon 2004 Mar 29 14:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was always amused with moving offices. It felt more like a field trip or an adventure of some kind than work. Of course, moving to less awesome digs takes some of the shine off...
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PostPosted: Mon 2004 Mar 29 17:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

I forgot to mention that our perfectly good Internet connection got "fixed" by Qwest causing intermittent activity all day.
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PostPosted: Mon 2004 Mar 29 19:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

They did that to the T1 uplink to Mt. Hamilton today... a telecom guy went in to update the equipment on the other end, and was all satisfied that the phones were still working after the fact... except that the data connection wasn't. Too bad for the telecom guy, nobody ever notified anyone that would have cared about the data line going down. The programmers that were attempting to get work done for one of the instruments were especially miffed.

That's almost as good as the fact that rebooting the Ericsson box at Mt. Hamilton may cause the entire campus phone network to go offline, requiring manual intervention. Now that's a great system!
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PostPosted: Mon 2004 Mar 29 19:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

lanclos wrote:
That's almost as good as the fact that rebooting the Ericsson box at Mt. Hamilton may cause the entire campus phone network to go offline, requiring manual intervention. Now that's a great system!

Hee hee! I think it rules that the UC is built on robust systems. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue 2004 Mar 30 15:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

The operations manager just bought a dart board, which is great, but it also seems like a bad idea. Programmers throwing around sharp metal objects while at work.
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PostPosted: Tue 2004 Mar 30 16:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually the problem is when they get good at throwing around sharp metal objects while at work.

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